omg it’s my girlfriend
goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

lol xD

(via grea8t)

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

satanslittlewh0re:

I really wanna get high and watch the stars, its been far too long since I’ve had a chilled night like that

(via pretty-fucking-irrelevant)

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead