i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
I’m a teenager and I even hate teenagers
lucky you. i am completely unable to hate teenagers due to me being one
why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.
people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.